Tension

He felt bigger than he could fit. Like it was bursting out the sides. So he wrote a letter to his therapist 15966 kilometers away.
Response pending...

look what popular culture has done to them.

I am totally amazed by that little girl in the front. who raised these wolfes?

Heaps of icy poles

I recently mentioned the influx of Asian students in Melbourne to a friend in England, my exact words being 'yeah, there are heaps of Asians in Melbourne now'. I got a distinctly blank look in response. Apparently 'heaps'is not something the Brits say, and neither for that matter is 'icy pole', which prompted childish sniggering every time the words passed my lips.

Optimism

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Passport

Losing a passport is a painful thing. Losing all perspective after losing a passport is even more painful. After a 3-day anxiety binge, I finally have my emergency proof of existence, and will hopefully be greeted with open arms by the people of the United States of America. Thank God for helpful Mexicans! I have renewed faith in humanity, but not quite yet in bureaucracy.

bring this on, too